IT'Z A BUNNY!!! *goes to pet it* Killer Rabbit: SQUEAK! *bites my arm off*
Me:HEY, THAT WAS MY FAVORITE ARM!! UH OH....O.O Pros:It's just a docile little bunny rabbit, how much harm can it do? *goes to pet it* Me: NO DON'T!!! *rabbit eats Pros's Leg* Both of us toghether: RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!!!!!!
I even bought a plushie of the Killer Bunny. The package says "Do not open the box close to the rabbit's head. -- Instead, gently pry open the rear of the box. Poke rabbit gently with long pole, and retreat to a safe location, such as Finland. Ideally, convince a family relative you strongly dislike to open the box for you" etc. And at the bottom of the box it says "The contents of this box will eat you".
I'm scared to sleep in the same room with him... And where should I retreat since I already am in Finland?
Have I asked you this already or not? (Can't remember, asked so many people) Would you like to join ? It's a Monty Python club (believe it or not, I've actually had some people go "What is it about?" )